Elden Ring's Most Popular Guide Is About Where To Find Feet

The Lands Between is full of some weird and wonderful things, but it turns out that Elden Ring's most popular guide is about where to find feet.

11th Apr 2022 11:10

FromSoftware

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We bet Quentin Tarantino is about to pick up a copy of Elden Ring, because it turns out, one of the game's most popular guides is about where to find feet in the Lands Between. While most guides are about how to easily defeat Starscourge Radahn or where to find all the Sites of Grace, others are a little more obscure.

You may or may not know that FromSoftware games are littered with feet. There's been plenty of talk about Hidetaka Miyazaki's potential foot fetish, and if you've ever played Demon's Souls, you'll probably know about "The Woman in Black". Instead of treading around in glass slippers or creepy clown shoes, a lot of these gods and monsters do it barefoot. 

What Is The Elden Ring Feet Guide?

Over on Steam, "The Many Feet of The Lands Between" is the site's most popular guide. Doing exactly what it says on the tin, the guide has over 70 entries about where you can find feet out there in Elden Ring. The guide's description reads: "A collection of the many feet you'll encounter on your journey through the Lands Between. NOTE: Some feet may be missing, if this makes you mad or sad (or both) let us know and we'll send out our professional Pot-ographer to take a picture."

Starting with Fia the Deathbed Companion and ending with a Shrek-like goblin, we cover everyone from a Queen Marika statue to Mad Pumpkin Head. It's only when we see all of these naked-footed foes gathered together that we realise how many there are. At the time of writing, the guide has a perfect 5/5 score with 809 ratings. 

Foot fetish aficionados agreed this is the GOAT of guides. One fan wrote, "This guide is wealth of land between," while another added, "This guide represents a fraction of the degeneracy from the soulslike fanbase.." A third concluded: "I've never seen anyone so based. You really got them all, regardless of sex, species or even biology. Bless you for your completionism."

 

Did You Expect So Many Feet In Elden Ring?

It's true that Elden Ring continued to be the game that surprises. In a world that is so massive, the attention to detail is baffling. Alongside the Turtle Pope begging for mercy before you cut him down, there are sex toy-inspired enemies and even the horrors of a walking mausoleum. Ultimately, a foot fetish doesn't suddenly seem so out of place.

The list isn't perfect though, with complaints that the fan-favourite wolf-man Blaidd doesn't make the list. Although author Mister B admits the list isn't a full encyclopedia - saying it will be added to - he does later discuss the admission of Blaidd and says he's not here because he actually wears shoes. Well, the more you know. 

 

Tom Chapman

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