Team 17's Date Everything will let you romance your couch, fridge, and more
Team 17 has announced a new simulator called Date Everything, which allows you to date your own household appliances.
25th Jul 2024 23:00
Image via Team 17
![](https://www.ggrecon.com/media/22kjvjbs/date-everything.jpg)
![date-everything.jpg](https://www.ggrecon.com/media/22kjvjbs/date-everything.jpg)
Team 17's Date Everything will let you romance your couch, fridge, and more
Team 17 has announced a new simulator called Date Everything, which allows you to date your own household appliances.
25th Jul 2024 23:00
Image via Team 17
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled? Poached? Or crispy and left with the lipstick stain of your girlfriend the frying pan?
Maybe you've always had intrusive thoughts about the sizzle of a sexy pan. Or might it be the curves of a bath that turn you on?
Well, prepare to fall head over heels for your favourite household item, as Date Everything is here to open your mind to a relationship with your cutlery.
Date Everything allows you to enter relationships with your household appliances
I like a good cup of coffee in the morning as much as the next person, the fresh aroma flowing through the nose to the brain really awakens my mind and gets the day off to a flying start. But do I want the coffee cup to kiss me back? Erm. Best not to answer that.
But if your answer is yes, then Team 17 has the game for you as it has announced a new simulator that allows you to date your household appliances.
From the fullumptious fridge to the crackling fireplace, Date Everything will give you the opportunity to flirt your way through your house, falling in love with your appliances.
Date Everything has over 100 dateable "characters", making the comfort of your own home much more ceramic-ly sensual.
"Each character will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your true love," the developers said in a press release.
All of this comes from the creative minds of Team 17, who also developed the hit title Worms, among other games such as Lemmings and Overcooked 2.
The Digital Deluxe Edition will also give you a special, saucy red shirt that will get a lot of compliments from certain appliances.
It's a shame that Microsoft's cheeky new Deadpool controller isn't in the mix, although modders might soon be able to open that Pandora's box. Also worth avoiding the couch, unless you're into snogging your own bum imprint... Damn this is all too much.
![](https://www.ggrecon.com/media/0feiyw1z/icon.jpg)
About The Author
Jack Marsh
Jack is an Esports Journalist at GGRecon. Graduating from the University of Chester, with a BA Honours degree in Journalism, Jack is an avid esports enthusiast and specialises in Rocket League, Call of Duty, VALORANT, and trending gaming news.
Comments