X-Rated Uno Dare definitely isn’t for kids

The new Uno Dare deck is here, and it's much more X-rated than we ever wanted an Uno deck to be. This definitely isn't one to play with the family.

07th Aug 2023 16:55

Mattel | Disney

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Raise your hand if you've ever wanted to play an Uno spin-off. Not many of you? Aye, we thought as much. Uno is a pretty standard game, but it doesn't seem like anyone is fussed about that. The sum of people who would describe themselves as "Uno fans" doesn't really amount to much.

That certainly won't stop Mattel's card game from trying to innovate on its relatively simple gameplay. And now it's getting grown-up. We're not sure we like it.

Uno is horny and it's making us uncomfortable

The cards from the Uno Dare set, splayed out.

We knew that grown-ups played naughty games with cards, we just weren't sure they were branded by Mattel. In a strange twist on typical Uno gameplay, the new Uno Dare has been revealed, promising to be an "Adults Only" edition of the game.

Uno Dare existed before, but this is the first time Mattel has catered the cards specifically to adults, in a new pack that comes with "Spill-Proof Cards." We know this is probably for drink spillages, but the implications of sexy cards that can be easily wiped off is pretty uncomfortable.

The new Uno Dare deck comes with cards to play that ask the player next to you to perform increasingly risque dares, including humping couches and letting other players spank them. Are you having fun yet?

Where can I buy Uno Dare

A hand of Uno Dare cards.

We wish you wouldn't ask, to be honest. If you're looking for the best excuse to spank your pals, then you can pick up the Uno Dare card collection from Walmart now. It's the latest move in Mattel's push to reinvent Uno, with the IP being one of the proposed movies following the success of the Barbie movie.

Remember you're looking for the Adults Only deck, and you'll likely be disappointed if you pick up the other family-friendly version. But if you're so keen on this, maybe just proposition your friends. It seems like you've got something to get off your chest.

Joseph Kime

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Joseph Kime

Joseph Kime is the Senior Trending News Journalist for GGRecon from Devon, UK. Before graduating from MarJon University with a degree in Journalism, he started writing music reviews for his own website before writing for the likes of FANDOM, Zavvi and The Digital Fix. He is host of the Big Screen Book Club podcast, and author of Building A Universe, a book that chronicles the history of superhero movies. His favourite games include DOOM (2016), Celeste and Pokemon Emerald.

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